You can't figure it out on purpose: funny phrases from the forum. Part 3
A little roundabout and roundabout humor
We continue to post real phrases of our participants, collected by lovers of friendly banter from all over the forum in one of the topics. Look here for a smile and good mood.
- I've read everything here recently, something interesting, something I didn't understand, I'm going to build it myself soon, but how much did the whole foundation cost you from start to finish?
- Belarusian shovels are not bad in terms of price / quality. I recently raped one for 300 rubles. She likes it, does not break like some.
- I'm starting to feel my brain... from an excess of information - The same trouble. At the same time, even my thoughts are swarming, although they used to sit quietly.
- The conditions are as follows: the 8th floor of the 9-storey building, water only in the early morning and evening in a small trickle, and the rest of the time there is no water at all, but if you suck with your mouth from the tap, then water is collected in your mouth.
- I am looking for, I dug up to my ears, I learned a lot of unnecessary things, but interesting.
- Here's another interesting question, how best to do so that there is foam on the street first, then insulation or first insulation, and then foam.
- Don't touch vodka, it's sacred! Yes, and it can be for free if you find the right job... Mnu, for example, does not have vodka at work, but the savings bulbs burn out in batches like that (sometimes even in a package). But there is still no vodka ...
- I have never been tempered, but I read a lot about it. And so, I want to temper the child.
- We have a family of five for now: my husband and I and three children of different sexes.
- Do not mind it! Live in peace, and in a year the children will grow up ...
- My husband cannot kill anyone, so I cut and he eats.
- The answers were quite clear, even with chewing ...
- I, like a lady from the "Ural dumplings", who bought a dress to buy, and not to wear - I planted to plant, and not to eat.
- They said to cut 50 racks of 2.5 m each. Believe it or not, it took exactly 50 pieces of 6 meter boards.
- I bought the Gena with auto start, I decided everything. Hyundai. Tried it 15 times, tired. It runs at once, an infection, there is nothing to complain about.
- Always think with your head and choose suitable solutions, regardless of their origin.
- The idea stuck in my head to reduce the cost of the heating system by reducing the power of the radiators. Is it enough for this to simply multiply it by the ratio of the thermal conductivity of the cotton wool to the thermal conductivity of the bar, or are more complex differs and integrals required? Or do not engage in nonsense, and leave it as it is?
- To pick up a dog, what to pick up a spouse. And if you only look at one... facade. Then there will be many unpleasant surprises.
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You can't figure it out on purpose: funny phrases from the forum
You can't figure it out on purpose: funny phrases from the forum. Part 1
You can't figure it out on purpose: funny phrases from the forum. Part 2
You can't figure it out on purpose: funny phrases from the forum. Part 3
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