A dish for kittens and more. Bayonet shovel, bought for 200 rubles from Alcoholics Anonymous
My husband and his mother think I am impractical. Over the weekend, she proved that it was not. It all started with a scandal - due to the fact that she brought home a cat and 4 kittens for overexposure. Well, I put the family in a carrier and left for an abandoned dacha that I had recently inherited. At the exit from the station, a polite alcoholic offered to buy a shovel for 200 rubles. I wanted to feel like a practical person, so I agreed to the deal of the century. I show how versatile this item is, and what characteristics were revealed on the very first day.
The bayonet shovel and the cat's question
- The shovel immediately showed its indispensability, like a toy. As soon as I leaned the instrument against the willow, the kittens left me and stuck to the iron petal.
- It is a durable, timeless animal feed dish. The function is especially relevant because of the ants that instantly attack food on tiles and ground.
- If there are no dishes, replace the frying pan. Heat a drop of oil over a stove or fire, break the egg into a cup, gently pour it onto a clean surface. The ponytail snack is ready.
- Indispensable for digging holes for cat toilets! The ground is dry and hard, and the kittens have tender paws. And the paws will not get very dirty in the rain. Toilet wells are humane and practical.
A weapon of defense, an accomplice and just a beauty
- A shovel is an ancient folk remedy. I read about gene memory, how it turns on in an extreme situation. My grandfathers came from the war with orders and medals. This means that I can hack to death or stun an enemy who peeks in before he greets.
- A bayonet shovel will also help out if you need to fix something or make a vengeful joke. To close the door of the outhouse when there is a person inside is priceless. It came in handy the next day - my husband could not stand the dropped calls and arrived in the morning. And the next night the wind rose, the door creaked like in a horror movie. I already knew the way out!
- With a shovel, you can dig up a hiding place for a treasure, for example, a bottle of cognac, when you are waiting for a friend to visit from another city. My mother-in-law knows everything that is in the apartment - down to the molecule. If you buy alcohol not for her, you will receive the title of drunkard. And so - my shovel, my rules, my secrets!
- It's easy to replace a Christmas tree on New Year's, I checked in advance with the help of a garland found in the attic.
- The tool has a perfect shape
- They are still digging some beds with a shovel, but this is inaccurate.
Double cuteness. I just started my acquaintance with the mysterious world of shovels. I suspect there are other hidden virtues. If I missed out on the charm of a garden tool, share in the comments!