What happens when a customer asks to make it cheaper: humor from construction sites and not only

If you want to save money - then they come to you! Who are they? Jack of all trades who know all construction trades in the world. Only they can optimize and reduce the cost of anything. Any whim of the customer for minimal money! See a selection of funny photos, like, subscribe to the channel!

Eh, paths, dust and fog ...

Master-generalists do not have to tear themselves away from the masonry of the walls and go to the improvement of the territory. What does it cost them to build a path? No problem! If you want to save money, you can do it with cement. And why is it needed if the tiles can be held by the earth's gravity! Where will she go?

And if you don't want to save on cement, it doesn't matter, there will be a lot of cement: like a wave, the solution will raise the tile and the floor level. The repair budget will exclude from the costs not material, but skilled workers. The masonry will be done by a team from the neighboring pub. But we can put it on the foam, if you need it very quickly and really cheap!

Versatility in everything!

But our craftsmen are finely versed in highly specialized professions. For example, in electrics. Here they work wonders of ingenuity. Do you want a wooden lacquered chandelier for three hundred rubles? Yes, there she is! This is not a hanger, it is the flowing shapes of noble wood and ergonomic design.

Need to fix municipal property? No problem, here is the agreement and the current account, send the money and everything will be done! Our experts will prevent a lot of accidents by quickly repairing a traffic light; moreover, they will save money in the city budget. Efficiency and low cost come first - quality comes second!

Do you want an exclusive carving on precious woods? How much are you willing to pay? Five thousand? Well, for five thousand dollars, you will have a rearing muscular mustang, whose mane smoothly passes into the railing. It was about rubles, then you will get a more modest horse. Here is the estimate: decorative ceramic horse - 2000 rubles; electrical tape - 500 rubles; work - 2500 rubles. Everything is fair here, and most importantly - the result is right!

Roofers-gamblers

Our builders love to play cards during breaks - this has already become a habit. But sometimes, in order to save money, the foreman draws cards for them on flexible tiles and puts them on the roof to play. Here is such a funny roof after that. And most importantly, lunchtime is not paid and the customer gets the job for free.

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