A woman on a ship - to trouble, and at a construction site - to a smile! A selection of construction humor

Not a single construction site can do without women - this is a fact. Representatives of the fairer sex are the best plasterers and painters, they delicately perform any decoration. The girls are famously controlled by tower cranes and other complex equipment. They are the strictest and fairest foremen - they can give good catching up to the harsh male team. But what cannot be taken away from them is the ability to make them smile.

It doesn't matter if something is missing

The weaker sex is not always the weak. It is not for nothing that they say: "He will stop a galloping horse, he will enter a burning hut." Here there is no cart at hand - it's okay, you can slowly drag it with your hands. This girl took, of course, a bit too much, but, most likely, she is confident in her abilities.

No overalls? So this is also not a problem, you can work smartly - show your husband how to put a seam correctly. For a girl, the main thing is to always be in the parade, even at work.

Women's logic is an iron thing. There is no ladder - he will assemble a structure from what he finds at hand. Quite stable and very budgetary. Such a painter for any object will be taken for resourcefulness!

And when there is no assistant nearby and there is no one to hold the tape measure, your leg will help out. It is like a third arm if there is an appropriate stretch. The builder could use a couple of extra limbs at all.

Interesting stuff - “Burnt chipper and bloody calluses: how I broke concrete during the USSR”.

Does a builder need a third hand?

Here the man decided to set up an experiment and find out how the work would go with an extra hand. For some reason, he imagined that a new working limb should grow from there. If he works only at the workbench, his logic is clear.

But the third hand will require more intelligence, more precisely, the brain. A person does not always know how to control those limbs that have already been given to him by nature. For example, how can you do this? What instruction made you cut the corner like this?

And here we see some kind of amazing bending of the metal profile. And it's done with two hands! What if the master has four hands? Probably, the number of cuts in the pipe will be twice as much.

But four hands will have an advantage if you know how to use them correctly. With so many limbs, for example, borax won't get stuck. This is a great opportunity to work at height: hold on with two hands and drill holes with two hands.

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