Diving windows and what happens when a concrete truck breaks down: a selection of humor

Only professionals should work at the construction site! Do you agree? Yes, it should be so! But the construction site accepts everyone in a row and therefore various incidents often happen on it. See a selection of construction files; don't forget to like and subscribe to the channel - we only have interesting content!

Professionals are too boring

This is the opinion of many customers who want to make beautifully and at the same time save a lot. If you want, for example, to put tiles directly on the ground, and the pro starts telling you tales about the subfloor and other technological wisdom. Tedious and expensive! Thank goodness there are teams that can get the job done without this bullshit. Mix the solution, put it on the ground - that's their motto!

It is not difficult to find such teams and, to the delight of the customer, there are a lot of them. But how to identify them among the huge mass of builders? It's simple: there will be an original call on the door of their office, by which you will immediately identify experienced specialists. If you saw a brick on a rope, it means that they will be waiting for you outside the door.

Do you want to do dismantling quickly and cheaply? Knock on the shabby iron door with a brick and they will hear you! The first item of savings that will be offered to you in the "office of the company" is a signal tape. Seasoned specialists simply do not need it. The second - no plans and calculations - everything is done strictly on the spot. The result is unpredictable. But that's the beauty of it!

Everything is provided!

By the way, after the dismantling, the customer may urgently need a restroom. In this case, everything is provided here. The office of the "firm" is specially equipped for these cases. When emotions go off scale, only such a brush is needed. Others, after suffering stress, simply cannot cope.

Concrete may not reach the construction site for one simple reason - the car broke down. There is nothing you can do about it - you will have to suffer with a bump stop - you can hardly do a manual discharge in such a colossus... Or is it possible to do something in the event of a concrete truck breakdown? Write in the comments!

But the lack of concrete at the construction site does not matter when there are plastic bottles! They will supplement the required volume. There is not enough solution - even if they are in the foundation, even in the statue!

The deception, of course, will be revealed sooner or later, but since "flying" brigades always work without contracts, bribes are smooth too!

Is it worth saving on a construction site? Write your opinion in the comments!

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