Do I need to break off the mustache of cucumber, plus a fairy tale

Very surprised when a neighbor said she was going to cut off his mustache cucumbers. Preinteresno was, why? Her answer was: "I do not know." Apparently, the majority of those cuts, too, do not know.

And there is ideological:

• To power from the bush mustache robbed
• To mustache for leaves and fruit do not catch
• To neighboring plants do not interfere
• To bushes longer fruited

It turns out that already and experiments conducted, that the yield of cucumbers from the removal of his mustache is not increased. And nothing has changed. Some say that it is necessary to remove, others that it makes no sense. Still others believe that all harmful to remove a mustache, gates open nothing infection. I belong to the third. And in general I hate the extra work.

And you want a little joke about this.

Here is a story invented

Cucumber Tro-Grunt says to his comrades:

- Yesterday, the man said that we will cut it today.

- No, why? What are we, pigs or what? We do not eat - surprised Tro-optimist.

- Yes, he probably thinks we cucumbers union, it is not enough for harvesting, - Vc-reasoned Mocker.

- Well, let it weigh a mustache, knows how much we otedim him - suggested Tro-Egghead.

- And I think he did not like that we cling to the leaves. So it is necessary, as he had less plant and guide. Nakosyachil himself and cut us... - Grumpy whined.

Speaking joined cucumbers:

- Antennae, you are so funny. Even if he changed his mind. We will be bored without you.

- you still get the infection instead of us, - Connect Us-pessimist.

- Man wounds with iodine anoint - smiled Tro-optimist.

- There will be no massacre, is now all the people living in smartphones, not to have them - decided to Egghead. - People who say crime dropped even from smartphones and computers.

- cucumbers can offend everyone... - no one is listening, continued Growler.

- Just let them try to touch you, I told him on the head with the ladies - zahorohorilsya large cucumber.

- Cucumbers! Do not be discouraged before the time. All the same, his mustache a trifle! - I noticed a bright, beautiful flower. - Perhaps not get sick.

- The trouble that we will survive! - sang the most cute cucumber.

The conversation died down. Each to his opinion.

And what do you think about trimming the mustache you?

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