Mistakes in construction. Part 1

My heading "Building humor" has become so popular that it was continued rastirazhirovali and many authors in Yandex. Zen. For many readers, it looks that I repeat for someone. In this column I suggest continued, but under a new name. How not to build, would be that it is not turned into a curiosity and the subject of jokes, including on the Internet.

1. Apparently, that would save it from falling house on the right - built house next (there's even a backup). Apparently these structures in the country, where there are no building codes, design organizations and technical supervision. There are only common sense and conscience builders. But they happen, are failing.

2. Balconies there are also decorative. Whether the project has changed, or on something saved ...

3. Why was it necessary to expand the project at home, these two balconies on the other side? Looks like something ridiculous and complicated construction.

4. Interestingly, this balcony - unauthorized construction on the first floor of the house, or as provided by the project (not considered a pedestrian zone)?

Expansion of housing somewhere in Chisinau. Perhaps the people there need only point communications connections, and then they can do themselves. But that's what's the point? Maybe it would be cheaper to build a house next to the collector of the heating and hot water? Or savings to the foundation?

5. Somewhere in Russia. Washroom for those who can not be troubled. Well, if the room was originally the project was provided for the toilet. But why even now the institution has not established any blinds?

6. A similar method to placing the dressing room in some institutions abroad. I do not understand what guided their owners.

Here, though opaque glass. Not in Russia, according to the sign "M" and "F". Shame - where is it? Perhaps there think: all that is natural - should not be ashamed, and therefore hidden.

7. The impression is that builders are far from the first drilled hole in the right place. At random and at random - this principle does not hold in many ...

8. I think tilers decided not to communicate not only with the transfer switch to a different place, but he was too lazy even to unscrew the switch cover.

Installing a bathroom on the principle: do not swear, nasyalnika... Do you think that will be filled up? Builder-mosaic thought of everything! He recorded a bath foam. Engineering idea of ​​Central Asia, however.

It is a masterpiece of the absurd construction! Entrance to the apartment (or room after redevelopment, breaking down the apartment) - in shower, bathroom with toilet. Well it had to be solved is to realize! Other solutions are not found?

Somewhere abroad. The names of the photos you can announce this: when the electricity is brought to you in a house together with fixing supports. Literally. And they say that we permissiveness energy ...

And took the spoil of old doors. By the way, these high doors - the subject of discussion in the circles of scholars of ancient history. It is believed that the earlier inhabitants were much taller than modern man.

The performance of public utilities. As can be seen, these workers hurry. Task, but it does not set deadlines? Often, there is an element of abuse of employees by their superiors. This volume of water pumped motor pump.

Building anecdote:

At the construction site at lunchtime one man speaks to his colleagues:

- Guys, there is a wish for a pizza?

The other, realizing all their own way, without hesitation:

- Another half weeks to work, I propose napitssya Friday ...

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