Building humor. part 18

I hope these examples will allow many funny smile at the end of the work week ...

Something mounted at such a height and do selfie? It's impossible! The picture is from the spire of the tower Burd Khalifa (Dubai) with a height of 828 m is interesting work at a height -. It is constant stress or the person gets used and this image becomes everyday without the adrenaline rush? If you read these lines industrial climbers - write in the comments about his condition during operation.

Wilshire Grand. Photo installers. If there is not a photoshop, then the apparent non-compliance with safety at the level of youth recklessness, some also get on such structures for snapshots. In the network a lot of pictures.

While there may be mentioned not only photo of this brigade installers. Depict rest during a break at a height?

Working with concrete sometimes requires high precision. Interestingly, the workers concreted inside? Screed? Not easier to buy ready-made mortar and knead it in the same place in the mixer?

Apartment owner wanted a creative interior style of "Hobbit House" series of books he is a fan of movies and "The Lord of the Rings"?

Creative window. And most likely the project has not been made as the had

Piling without mechanization. Soil allows. Workers do not mind. Resonance - a powerful thing.

Water attraction at the construction site. Adults - these are the same children, only with more expensive toys.

The animation is also a category of similar examples: technology in the hands of adult children. When there is nothing to do at lunchtime and do not want to sleep.

Traditional few anecdotes about the construction and its theme:

Up on the radio:

- I take this opportunity to congratulate the girl with the Builder's Day!

- How cute! She works in a construction company?

- No, but it is already two years builds himself knows what ...

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The men at the construction site during the lunch break, read the newspaper. One read of the news and quotes:

- Because of the artificial intelligence about a quarter of Russians are afraid of losing their jobs ...

One of the men:

- should not fear any intelligence would not work for 15 thousand. rub. per month.

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Favorite phrase of our foreman at a construction site, "no one is irreplaceable!" It even once all motivated. But as soon as someone suitable place to go on holiday, so you are the only such and irreplaceable!

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A man with a knowledge-minded calls a friend:

- Hi, Toll! I have a poser here in the harness there... you're an electrician?

- No, I turner!

- Well, it's still a shock connected podedu, help, eh?!

Pause. Shreds understands the situation and with sarcasm, "translates arrow":

- Call Ivanovich. He is an alcoholic and knows more about vodka.

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