Building humor. part 8

Topic of interest to many readers. Therefore, continue to give examples of the most fun curiosities for construction themes and events associated with construction equipment.

Judging by the fleet - it was some kind of military unit. Body back - zapenen to not spill water. That is why it is said that someone in the army - the circus does not laugh? If the scene was in some southern region, and the water should be warm for a day to 30 grams.

Excavator with humor. Apparently, the builders will not hurry, because in this fun you need to constantly move the equipment. Adults - a big children, only toys they have others.

The second half of the inscriptions added another paint - another person.

Sometimes in the cities there are large-scale reconstruction of the heating or worse for the residents of homes - point construction of apartment buildings. In the first case the work lasts 1-2 months, in the construction - it can last for a couple of years. Sound piling and various equipment - not the best audio backgrounds.

nice to live not forbid - so you can call this photograph. Resident wanted the top floor maisonette not moving to another house. Let old version, but also with a terrace. The rise - over the balcony. Obviously not built for one week. View from the house - Khrushchev, then incident occurred somewhere in Russia.

Also building a masterpiece of private buildings. The modular construction principle. Rooms joined up with an increase in family size? Or is it a room for rent? Author construction was not too lazy to install any beams having a decorative function ...

In every joke there is only a fraction jokes. If the situation: before Dormitory (studios, in today's terms) - was the limit of individual housing economy. Lower status and comfort - only dorms. And now the studio - is all that is able to buy even a mortgage, many Russian families.

Curious case that I spied out the window of the apartment. Before the Universiade-2019 in Krasnoyarsk "pure" courts of illegally installed garages:

In our yard, too, is carried out. Although one container (the right in the photo) left - still stands today. Apparently, it did not fit into the financial costs.

We raised the garage (it was not the bottom). Hooked the car is not even behind the wheel or the bottom, and the hooks of the roof and put in the trawl. And follow the covered garage, where he was standing. They were taken to a field where stored illegally established pavilions and similar garages.

According to neighbors, the owner of the car and the garage is long gone. But I wonder whether all is done according to the law, with the preparation of the act, with the testimony of the Commission? Maybe there are heirs of the property?

A garage with a blue container in the photo - a separate curiosity. The garage was everyday use. Owner warned for months that if the illegal buildings will not be removed - it moves to "fine-park". Garage could be for this time to sell, but the man did not even thinking in that direction. And then complained (including me), that's how they did to him.

From dirt to Kings. This name short video below briefly describes the scene. Movie to watch to the end:

But it happens that the very construction equipment can get caught up on the cab rank:

And then otkapal and can only get a second excavator.

Recently I heard anecdote:

The story of two female friends:

- Imagine my celebrated Day of the builder, pinned home at four in the morning! I'm pretending to be asleep. And he, you know what to do?

- What?

- He took a chair, he sat down beside the bed and looks at me. I broke down and said:

- And what does it mean?

- He says I want to be in the forefront, when the concert begins ...

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