Building humor. Part 1

As it is known, after the construction of the day you need a good rest and sleep. So I decided between the description of the stages of its construction, place the pages with the construction humor, lyapami and gags. This allows you to cheer up, look at your process from the side (especially in moments of understanding that you were wrong in some small things), and that you have is not so bad as in these photos.

The main thing for these builders was the beauty and quality. A functional (appointment that did the builders) - they did not tell. Likely to show a sketch or even told to "fingers". When something makes such builders - obligatory for them need a project. In the case of its construction: if you want to make good on its construction - do it yourself. This is the motto samostroyschika. Of course, provided that you know how to do it, there was a desire or experience.

Each samostroyschik save on shipping materials as you can. I also very much translate into his car. Transportation costs - one of the best parts in the construction budget. It is understood that the pallets with building blocks, fittings, gravel, sand or timber itself does not perevezesh. But small amounts of cement (2-3 bag), I have always carried. It makes no sense to buy it big parties, because over time, it is gaining moisture and loses its properties, and sometimes even turns into stone.

These photos can comment on this: we all do the project,... Project nasyalnika with errors, but what looked foremen and builders themselves? Construction mistakes is not only the samostroyschikov in Russia - they are in civilized countries, and tourism, which is also a lot of building.

There is a problem - a solution. And how it will look this solution - it does not matter. We are not architects, we engineers. It is impossible to correctly pave the communication as water supply, sewerage and even an electrician after the construction of major multi-family buildings. That's all you need to include in the project. And if you can - it is also to look for the right decisions in advance, and do not attach in place.

And a few anecdotes on the construction theme:

Two boys watching the construction site. After some time, come to one of the builders in the helmet and ask?

- Uncle, tell me, why do you strap on the chin?

- Builder: helmet to hold ...

- Boy - Other: Well, here, I told you... and you all: "What would hlebalnik not open!"

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When building a house, the customer asks the builder:

- Tell me, if the walls are too thin?

- Builder:

- OK, because even plaster and fights will ...

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A contest for the construction of an office center.

Turkish builders offer:

- Built for one million Euro

German builders:

- Built for two million euros.

The Commission asks:

- Why two?

- Well, as German quality and materials

Russian offer:

- construct a three!

The Commission asks them:

- Why three? The Turks will build a million! Or do you have higher quality German?

answer:

- Well, considering you a million, a million to us, and the Turks will build.

To be continued…

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