Why did Putin dissolve the government? The opinion of garage experts

Hello everyone, gentlemen Kulibins and homemade products. Today the post will not be entirely on the topic of the channel, but I consider it necessary to share garage bikes with you, and at the same time to find out your opinion.

Everything was as usual. I put the car in the garage and the men gathered in one of the garages to discuss our daily affairs and our life. A glass of tea and all that, haven't met for a long time.

But today was a special day, they discussed Putin's decision to dismiss the government. I must say right away that I am far from politics and all these impurities, but today it was especially interesting. Everyone began to express their opinion, why did Putin kick everyone out and recruit new ones?

How many people, so many opinions. And each next opinion is more beautiful than the previous one, especially when fantasy begins to seethe from degrees and everyone feels like an expert political scientist. So I have collected for you some of the most interesting versions.

Version one

His Majesty Putin decided to make himself the king of all Russia. And in the previous government there were people who did not agree with his opinion and also claimed the throne. For example, this one, like him, which is "not Dimon". And so Putin decided to close this problem in one fell swoop, using his legal right and send everyone dissenting to the village to his grandmother, while gathering around him only his own, who will help him climb throne.

Second version

Vladimir Vladimirovich looked at Ukraine, and saw that Zelensky had appeared there, who suddenly began to solve the problems of the people, wondered what and how, in general he behaved like a normal man. What if my people will want such a "guy from the people" - Putin thought. We need to appease the crowd and show that I'm on the board. He added money to people, promised all kinds of allowances and other gingerbread. And in order to whitewash his reputation, he said that the past government did nothing, and I kicked everyone out. They are bad, but I am good and now I will give money to everyone.

Version three

According to this version, Mr. Putin is a good guy, he wants only the best for the country and is rooting for his homeland. However, there are ill-wishers in the government who live on American money and they are trying to undermine the country from the inside. They do not allow the president to restore order and lead the country into a bright future. So Putin decided to dissolve everyone and recruit only normal people who will be at the same time with him and together they will make Russia great.

Version four

According to this version, the dissolution of the government is nothing more than an election campaign. They say people are tired and not happy with the government, but Putin heard the voice of the people and changed everyone. Now people with hope for the future will vote again, you know who. Before the elections, they will pretend that they are putting things in order, maybe they will even jail a couple of officials and inflate a heroic feat in the media out of this. Well, after the elections, everything will be as usual.

There were more versions, but there was generally a quiet horror. There, Wang was already involved, and the influence of alien civilizations and even reptilians)))

These are the garage conversations we had today. And most importantly, supporters of each version put forward dozens of arguments in their case. Well, now I would like to hear the opinion of my readers, which of the theories, in your opinion, is the closest to the truth? Or maybe you will have your own version, I will be glad to discuss.

With you Mikhalych, all peace and kindness.