Construction humor. Part 27

Another continuation of the rubric. Perhaps, many readers have already seen some pictures and photos. But I chose those that I came across for the first time and the most curious. At the end of the article there are several videos and anecdotes on the topic of the heading.

The most daring people in the construction and installation direction (after industrial climbers) are air conditioner installers. It looks funny, but is such a risk justified? Or are the workers so confident in their strength and skill? Are you sure about the anchors that secure the brackets? I believe that a reasonable approach in this matter should come first. The risk should be minimal.

A few examples of striking cases of entrusting your life in the wrong hands. The height of recklessness, of course.

One mind is good, two is better. I wonder how the inscription stands for? Workers from different teams? Or: universal assembler - 1 and universal assembler - 2?

The ingenuity of our man to make from the things at hand he needs and almost free. IP4 water protection, however. The task is completed - the socket will not get wet and there will be no short circuit. And the view is funny.

There are a lot of examples of bottle houses. If there are enough bottles - to save on the cost of walls, future homeowners choose this approach. To build, you need at least 30 thousand. bottles. I wonder where they got such a quantity? At a glass factory at cost? Or are they the owners of glass containers?

They look unusual from the outside, but not very much inside. Sunlight is transmitted inside the premises - this is probably the only plus. Most likely, such houses do not differ in good heat saving.

Remember Alpha - a character from the humorous American TV series? Is it a screenwriter's joke, or maybe, in fact, everything needs to be simplified, and not dwell on the complexities of the economy?

Even here, in the comments on the channel, I noticed that ordinary people have already begun to think in terms of criteria: profitable - unprofitable, unprofitable, non-profitable. Some are of the opinion that the state should also have profit and benefit from social projects. Capitalism leaves its mark. Or perhaps expediency should be taken into account? Building a house for yourself is generally an unprofitable and stranded project.

Several short videos with curiosities and funny moments on the construction topic:

Chinese builders did not take into account that sewer rings are not resistant to lateral loads and break like shells. Now they will be taught by experience.

Top-level plasterer girl. The stepladder is not needed when you have a circus juggler level skill.

Watch to the end. This is a failure for a beginner video blogger if such a video got into the network. But with whom it does not happen. The grasping reflex was triggered when falling. The instinct of self-preservation.

Several anecdotes about work and construction:

Costs of the profession of a plasterer-painter.

Ivanov what day until late in the evening plaster the object. The next morning, while spreading the pate, he caught himself thinking that he was filling up all the holes on a slice of bread and rubbing all the irregularities of the pate on the sandwich for several minutes. But the worst thing for him was on Friday, when he thought that when the pate dries up, he will need to sandpaper ...

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An office worker for a construction company in the company ended up in the hospital. Call your colleagues and ask:

- You probably have more work because of my absence?

- Don't worry, everything is fine. We decided to divide your work among the whole team. But there is a difficulty: we can’t remember what you did in the office.

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Interesting observation:

After raising the retirement age by 5 years, it adds 1,300 additional working days. The government is proposing a one-day reduction in the workweek, a reduction of 2,000 working days over 45 years of service. Dear our government! Maybe it's still easier for people to retire early? Why such difficulties?

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Photos are taken from open sources, from Yandex. Pictures

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