You can't imagine it on purpose: funny phrases from the forum. Part 4
A little roundabout and roundabout humor for a good mood
Long-awaited sequel – new portionreal phrases of our participants, collected by amateurs of friendly banter from all over the forum in one of the topics. For a smile and good mood, drop by here.
- Took it for trial, the price is more than 2 times less than those that are sold in stores.
- Is it possible to plant seedlings in the ground now and if there are frosts, will these plants freeze or not? They are perennials.
- Yesterday my wife defaulted on her marital debt. Does anyone have a loan until tomorrow?
- Not to start a new husband for the sake of a walk-behind tractor! Why do I need a new old husband? If you start, then young and strong! And if he is young and strong, then what about a walk-behind tractor?
- I am thinking of building a dwelling in warm places. Or in the Caucasus or the Dominican Republic ...
- I used to stretch ceilings as a hobby. Now I'm done. Still, life is one and I want to think that something depends on me too.
- Knowledge never gets in the way, and there is still a lot to learn. I am engaged in many things, from a perpetual motion machine to growing radishes.
- I can't get to the dacha in any way - either the car is mischievous, then the wife ...
- What kind of pipe? My wife is also pretty (even pretty), but 80 Bar won't stand ...
- Your forum helps a lot to my misunderstanding of some things in construction.
- Two walls have been built over the past week. And then the boards ran out, you have to go look again ...
- A lazy sidebar: I tried it like Larry for the first time, but something went wrong... Well, I decided to do it as my heart fell.
- Advise audiobooks on building country houses.
- It's a funny thing, this skeleton frame... While building, everyone was afraid of holes in the insulation, breaking through the vapor barrier, cracks between the boards... I thought I was doing well. Put in the windows - we started crying. I was sitting, thinking where to make holes and build cracks so that there was ventilation.
- The usual timber is not necessary - cracks and caulking does not help.
Profiled timber is not necessary - the cracks and do not even caulk
The frame is not necessary - does not breathe, flimsy, shakes from the wind.
CIP is not necessary - polystyrene, OSB is terribly non-ecological and releases phenols.
Aerated concrete is not needed - it is fragile, cracks, an expensive foundation is needed.
Brick is the same as aerated concrete, but also cold.
Glued laminated timber is very expensive, glue does not allow the house to breathe and releases phenol - not environmentally friendly.
What other technologies do we still have? Let me write some nasty stuff about them too.
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You can't figure it out on purpose: funny phrases from the forum
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- Part 3
- Part 4
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