He made fun of the furniture makers. Punch Case

When faced with furniture makers, I noticed one feature, they categorically do not recognize a puncher. Rather, they use it, of course, but often not their own, buying it for them is taboo. Probably they fear that, having acquired it, they will become ordinary builders, having lost their elite status.

Case one - kitchen

When they made a kitchen for me, I was surprised by one moment, the master did not even take out a tape measure, but simply, he sketched something in his notebook and left. I thought, this is a pro, I would run with a tape measure for half an hour.

It's time to install, they arrived and began to complain that there were many orders, time was running out, they offered to assemble the kitchen on their own, making a discount, but I refused. As a result, they measured and cut the countertop twice, and this is where the drawing came out without a tape measure. In general, the edge of the countertop remained slightly behind the edge of the corner, hmm.

Case two - for children

The time has come to install furniture in the nursery, and it was necessary to fix the cabinets on the wall, and... The furniture makers asked for a puncher, I carry it, laugh and say, when you buy it, they answered, but it broke. Since the fasteners are high, they asked where the wiring runs, "threw" it myself, then made a diagram, showed them the route, everything is fine.

They drill, the noise is all over the apartment, and here I have an idea, let me think a joke, went and turned off the machine, and silence... I go to the nursery, I ask, that they got into the wire, and those, as they were numb, only exchanged glances. Laughed, explained, joke - I say, the scheme is accurate, they let go, they smiled. I turned it on and they finished the job.

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