Amateurs at the construction site: a selection of construction humor

To do something, you need at least something to be able - it sounds simple and correct. The heroes of our next collection, apparently, do not have building skills, but they have already entered the path of serious earnings. What amateurs leave behind when they get to the construction site - see below.

A little crooked - business is not a hindrance

Crooked is a measure that is not noticeable everywhere. Do you agree? For example, in the kitchen. Well, who is going to measure the pies when they are judged by completely different criteria? Their taste and the amount of filling are important here. The culinary specialist can make a mistake in the sizing of the dumplings or the size of the pasta. But the builder - no!

Apparently, these works were performed by natural-born chefs, who, through an absurd misunderstanding, ended up on a construction site. For example, a staircase. The person who made it could have made chic tiered wedding cakes.

You can talk about the welder for a long time, but, apparently, he did not wipe the mask before work. But the “dovetail” compound is something out of the ordinary... At first glance it seems that it was found during excavations of settlements of the Bronze Age, when there weren't really any tools. But no - this is a modern "masterpiece".

Amateurs innovators

When a person knows little, it begins to seem to him that everyone is like that. In an impulse to reduce the cost and save money, he makes strange decisions. And this is, to put it mildly. For some reason, this builder decided that laying can be done faster if the mortar is dried with a hairdryer. He at least took a hair dryer, and not for drying his hair ...

Do you think this is the foundation of an alcoholic? You are wrong - an innovator's house is being built here. Reinforcement with glass containers is not only high structural strength, but also increased thermal performance of the foundation! (Joke).

And, of course, a house on an improvised leg. This photo can be sent to the “What? Where? When?" and the question will remain unanswered. As well as the question: why do the heating pipes after installing the batteries stick out into the corridor, where you can trip over them?

What's going on here?

Our already traditional rubric is what happens here. The photo shows that the concrete floor has been partially dismantled and a man is working below. What can he do there and why such drastic measures?

Perhaps ingenious minds mounted the sewer in such a way that they had to open the floor to clean it. Write your opinion in the comments!

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