50 shades of roofing and a house-plane: a selection of construction humor

Where can they make you laugh and surprise no less than in a circus? No, it's not even in the movies; this place is called a construction site. It doesn't matter whether professional builders or self-taught amateurs work there - both can provide a wow effect. Watch the next portion of construction humor - this is a great mood boost. Do not forget to put your thumb up and subscribe to the channel - we only have useful and interesting content!

To compare the incomparable is the main strong point of the builders!

No garage, and, in general, parking space? It doesn't matter - a professional welder will do the impossible and the car will be reliably protected from car thieves. Only the gate will look strange. But this can be attributed to ergonomics.

Doesn't the door come in? It's okay - the canvas is wooden and can be easily trimmed. If desired, the doorway can be given any shape at all. In this case, the carpenter cut off one corner, although he could have cut two. The door in the form of a human figure is a new word in design.

And a little more about security. How to make sure your bike is never stolen? The answer is simple: walled up this vehicle in concrete, and even at a height of five meters. So no one will take it for sure. True, you won't be able to ride it, but the thing is in a safe place!

In the west, doors with an opening for pets have long been popular. We do not do such, but there is a way out. Toilet shower - and the self-closing pet door is ready!

50 roofing shades and a real concrete bridge

We are used to mixing concrete with sand and gravel. But, most likely, we were simply wrong. Someone decided that pure cement would make the most durable concrete. According to the idea of ​​this bridge builder, moisture will get into the bags and the binder will turn into stone. A very convenient technology - you do not have to knead anything, but only neatly stack the bags. Then everything will be formed by itself.

They say that the roof is one of the most expensive elements of the house. That's how it is, but you need to be able to save and then the roof will not be so expensive. How can you save money? That's right - to buy a profiled sheet at metal reception - it will be ten times cheaper. The view, however, will not be very, but inexpensive.

The design of such a house can be supplemented with video cameras. The main thing is that the tracking equipment matches the appearance of the building and does not violate the harmony. By the way, the camera can also be purchased at the metal reception.

The planes are standing, and the tractors are flying

Everything in this world has turned upside down. More precisely, from the tracks to the bucket. How did it happen? This is how you have to try to make a fifty-ton machine learn to fly? Well, at least she landed successfully!

Airplanes can be successfully used as extensions. Here's an example: the fuselage makes a great enclosed balcony. Such an extension of the living space would greatly help the owners of cramped one-room apartments.

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