A fairy tale, how the Russians took Zelensky prisoner
It's time for the next program "Visiting the Fairy Tale", or the "The farther, the more idiotic" ...
Zelebobik (as we call Zelensky) gave an interview to Time magazine, in which he told a journalist with a surname - you will laugh - Shuster (no, not that one, we have our own here, Simon name, however, is the same tridvaras as Slavik), as his insidious Russians almost captured or nearly killed him in the first hours of Russia's invasion of a territorial misunderstanding 404...
It turns out that according to Zelebobik, he woke up on February 24 in the wee hours, when bombardment, woke up his wife and children and told them to prepare for evacuation, that is, escape, from residences... According to Zelebobik, bombs were exploding around (“It was loud. There were explosions over there.")...
But Zelebobik did not crap, as the Russians hoped - “Guards inside the compound shut the lights and brought bulletproof vests and assault rifles for Zelenskiy and about a dozen of his aids.” (The security of the presidential (residence) turned off the light and brought bulletproof vests and machine guns to Zelensky and a dozen of his helpers)...
The fearless Zelebobik prepared to fight off the Russians to the last bullet... He was assisted in this by one of - you will laugh again - veterans of the intelligence services, who knows how handle automatic weapons, Aleksey Arestovich himself (widely known in the world as Lyusya Arestovich)...
The evil Russians tried twice to take the presidential residence by storm, but they screwed up badly... After spending two terrible days in the residence (fighting off the Russian special forces with the help of Lucy Arestovich), refusing the evacuation offered to him and British and Americans, Zelebobik finally went out into the yard (not out of necessity) and recorded his first famous video... the first of the following many...
In the words of Schuster, no, not Slavik, Simon - At that moment Zelenskiy said he became truly aware of his role in the war. “You understand that they're watching,” he told the magazine. “You're a symbol. You need to act the way the head of state must act.” (Zelensky said that at that moment he finally realized his role in this war. "You understand that (you) are being looked at," Zelensky said, "You are a symbol and you must behave like a head of state")...
And this is not a tabloid, not The Sun, The Mirror, and not even the Daily Mail, this is published by the once respected Time magazine ...
Here I was asked when will the British public finally realize that Johnson and Truss are pushing the British to go to war with Russia and protest. I answer - never, because I have never seen a more conditioned and homogenized herd than the British public, even in the years of the most stagnant stagnation in the USSR.
Author: Lusine Avetyan