Purposely not think: funny phrases from the forum

Okolostroitelnogo bit of humor for a good mood

FORUMHOUSE – not only the largest and most authoritative resource on the construction and suburban life, but also an excellent platform for communication. The portal is actively discussed questions profile, there is a place and humor, irony and a healthy, friendly and jokes. In this post, the actual phrase of our members gathered from around the Forum in one of the topics that make smile.

- «And another question: have not thought instead Laying nets, floor slabs blocked?».

- The ground floor of the FSB (the theme).

- «I remember I bought a Chinese fly swatter for 18 p. This is what I... And besides that flies cost me 6 rubles for individual».

- «Astrology is much more complicated than it is accepted to think about more important not to phases of the moon, and its aspects. I like that planted lobelia (last year's seeds) for squaring the Moon with Mars retrograde, she came up only after the release of the Mars retrograde. I was shocked».

- «Over the weekend, the Uzbeks are insulated ceiling of the 2nd floor and closed the opening stairs to the third floor ...

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- «Concrete at -7 poorly absorbed».

- Life expectancy housekeepers (theme).

- Toilet multifunctional with photos (the subject).

- «Pancake! I am Russian - instruction is read in the last turn. First experiences, questions on forums, and then the instruction... "

- "In Russia, where it is possible to mold and sculpt from the Che stolen, then prigovnyakali. A treat, teach, and we can build the best! ".

- «As a result, in the subfield water does not freeze in the control bottle, the water in the well fluid».

- "How many liters of water in a 3-cc THAT?".

- «Construction norms were written intelligent and educated people, and another thing that a clever wrote one chapter and another formed, another».

- «From the point of view of the mice, the house - an ideal habitat».

- «My husband is not "money", but for the soul».

- «Do not tell me where you can find a calculation of monolithic slab foundation under the doghouse? It is desirable to physically and geometrically nonlinear formulation».

- Who to start in the summer? (subject)

- New opening theme Loch phased construction framing baths for the same suckers (theme).

- «Here I do not even know what hurt more, knocking his head against the tree, or a tree, the head of the».

- «Included dishwasher - fault indicator lights, power on / off - and burns more beeps, which fell from the outflow water stiralki - squeaks checked salt - squeaks cleared filters - squeaks. An hour was picked, and the food is, refrigerator».

- «Traditionally, on March 8 gift to her husband a cake Prague».

- «Climate processes taking place on the ground without any air leaks from space and galaxies».

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