Do not know how, do not touch: how to stretch ceiling cornice spoiled me, ventilation, electrical and almost burned the house

Repairs in the kitchen is in full swing, and furniture maker, with whom we worked, he moved to another city. We must look for a new one. «I seem to bandmate furniture deals"- immediately I remembered his wife. That's because in a moment decided the fate of our cuisine, and together with it and the ceiling.

Appointed date and time of measurement. About 15 minutes before the agreed time, the phone rang: "Traffic jams, I was held up for five minutes, do not worry, soon will». Upon arrival, Andrew, we all thoroughly discussed, cheated, and reached an agreement made an advance payment. At this courtesy and punctuality are over.

The wonders mathematics:. 10 square meters x 320 = 6800 RUB RUB.

- We still do Ceilings can you want? - Andrew asked already standing in the doorway.

- It is necessary. How much is a square?

- Plain white sibling - 320 rubles / m.

- How many rounds you take for pipes and elektrotochki?

- Everything is included in the price of a square. Ceilings engaged individual. If necessary, I will say to drove.

- Okay, let you done.

colleague Andrew came a couple of days - Volodya. Cheated scope of work: painting - 10 squares, bypassing the heating of the two risers, ventilation, one elektrotochka, eaves apron work on the tile around ventshahty mount through the corner... Total 6 800 rubles.

Vladimir behaved so calmly, confidently and professionally. «Most likely Andrey poorly versed in ceilings"- I thought, when he heard the price. We draw up a contract, made an advance payment. More Volodya, I have not seen. His last words were: "It is good to close up joints ventkoroba, or in the wind while the ceiling may rattle."

The hour has come "X"

According to the law of meanness on that day I had urgent business. Decided to meet installers, security show them the important points and run to work. Me and had no idea how everything will turn out sabotage.

Guys are late for an hour. For a couple of minutes, he showed them the room. Warned that the wife stays at home. There will be questions, solve all of the phone, I warned.

Wife called only once: "They are all finished. Around the pipe a small gap, what to do?"I understand that very closely approach the vent pipe is not possible. Said calculate workers.

And then began the shoals ...

I came home and was stunned. The ends of the decorative cornice tape if chewed by mice. Ventshahtoy between the ceiling and on the one hand a hole about 2 centimeters.

To reach Volodya has failed. Andrew had to connect. Shoals he installersrecognized. Two weeks later, reminders come to the mountain-builders. Trimmed exactly cornice. Pipe ennobled plastic bezel. But it looks like something in the collective farm.

Two months later, the light was gone ...

I removed the ceiling chandeliers, and there is black fused terminal block (that saved us from fire, I do not know). When I realized it's the problem - the guys to tighten screw terminal through wire insulation. Current passes, but the contact is strongly warmed.

He replaced the tube, but the chandelier and are not included. Most likely from overheating burned out control unit. Andrew position was unequivocal: "And we have a chandelier? Can we still switches for your answer?"I think if you took the connection of chandeliers, so responsible for our work! Or I pick?

Cursing can be any number, but will not sit without light. I removed the chandelier, to connect a light bulb Ilyich. And under it ...

Mounting holes right through the canvas. Wherein the film around one hole podplavlyatsya already started.

Where the wind...

He puts his hand to the hole in the ceiling - blowing. Where? I turn my head, I look narrowly - the ventilation pipe over the hood markedly bevelled on its side. Eshki dolls, like so... Now I understand why the hole was near the tube on one side only. Missed remote ring and "slightly tucked" ventkanal. So much for all the leaks.

Communicate further was useless. We are suing the firm. What do you think, on whose side would be justice?