Building humor. part 17

End of the week. Another post from the now regular column with construction lyapami, humor and mishaps at construction sites.

This image - a masterpiece. Apparently, people have installed their own air conditioning. But for some reason he did not ask the question: if this part cools, the other part of the air conditioner should be heated. These parts need to be in any way in any space. The law of conservation of energy is not for this level "experts".

Only when such use - is drying facilities after the construction of the house before winter. And what do mobile air conditioning.

The windows are positioned vertically. But how is it that openings are made so crooked? Bricklayers were drunk?

Switchboard commutator and aligned with the toilet. Or there is nothing more permanent - than temporary.

Counters are embedded into the system. And how it will look - plumbing in this hostel did not care.

Mockery of the newcomers on the site. This happens in a particular social environment, with young or naive. Well, someone funny ...

Also a similar case. But more than a bad joke. What would you do if at you so joke? The best way not to fall into such a situation - not conducted in the phrase: "And you are so you can?"

While waiting for the cement - it was necessary to do. So you can call this gif-animation. But now many who have a pause in the work of sitting in the phones.

Speed ​​the dismantling of the wall. In this case the main thing to have a good response and a timely escape. gif-animation from a country where safety is not the most important thing at a construction site.

As usual, the latest and most ridiculous anecdotes on construction topics:

The solid construction companies recruit new employees. The interview takes place as standard, everything is fine. Human Resources Specialist approves the candidate.

But then a new employee says:

- I consider it my duty to tell you one fact about myself: I am very superstitious;

- How good that you have reported this information. I'll have whatever you did not give thirteenth salary ...

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In a remote area in a forest road construction carried out. In the evening, the men sit and drink by the fire. Everything is good, but one problem: a lot of mosquitoes. Before they tired of that put out the fire and went into the van. After a while, when it was already dark, the most drunken of the company goes out of the trailer and sees the fly fireflies. This he had never seen. Flies back into the van and shouts:

- Guys, mosquitoes with flashlights back! We are looking for!

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My husband came back from the construction site, with work:

- Wife, I evening with friends beer popyu?

- Go on, drink, drunk ...

- What I'm drunk? I only two times a year with friends drinking beer.

- Yes, you've come, lazy drunk ...

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Photos taken from public sources, with Yandex service. Pictures

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