Building humor. part 14

Another collection of funny pictures and short gifok the construction theme

Delivery and lifting of construction materials to the object in the literal sense.

When I overworked and forget about the ladder. Sometimes themselves caught in the situation that if mulling over a thought while working, then do it on the machine.

When okonschiki were quicker masons? Most likely it masons decided to immediately install windows (no foam), exposing them to the risk of being broken.

Admission to the installation of the heating system. What will such a restriction, and why is it in this place?

If the window is not required of such size, why not to dismantle it for sale? Or broke windows and set up instead of them having a smaller window?

The estimates did not include the costs of resettlement of residents of the house or the house came under the bridge after its construction?

Imitation stone blocks. Savvy workers when not enough paving stones, and the object is required to pass. Printed concrete for 3 minutes.

What would not constantly rearranging the ladder at elimination of minor bugs. Speeds up the process with a minimum of effort applied

Plastering migrant workers is by looking funny.

Savvy, accelerating the process of grouting surface of the curb. Monolithic surface border says that this took place in a warm climate.

Traditionally, a few anecdotes:

Drunken husband came home and started making excuses that they Vovan celebrated at a construction site after work a certain occasion.

Wife listened and was silent as a fish. Vova, sitting in the closet, too, was silent.

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A conversation between two young builders who work the first year:

- Soon holiday. What will you do?

- What, and leave also need to do something?

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Mounting hardware specialist was in the hospital. She asked the doctor:

- Doctor, when I am discharged?

- Days after five to seven.

- Doctor, but before that can you? I need on the construction site! recently Equipment comes to me to mount need.

- And without you there will not understand?

- will understand... But it is not necessary that they all understood. I then fired.

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Photos taken from public sources, with Yandex service. Pictures

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