Building humor. part 6

Ramp-maze or an obstacle course - as you like. But that would be to get up - have to be twisted. This place is situated in Kazan Butlerov street - rise to the school of Olympic reserve in chess. Eight sections of ramp. Masterpiece improvement program "comfortable environment". But the maze - it's half the battle. In 2015. he led nowhere:

Then the money was only enough for himself ramp. He rested on the road. Platform with a ramp did not.

In any case, it really was the only architectural design? There must in such cases, a competition for the design, select the best project. And here we see that, yes - functional but optimally it? What do you think?

When did this porch - anyone thinking of using a ramp? Or it is done for show? Requirement is met, but the criteria for usability nothing written ramp.

Photo of an African country, where there is no right to carry any cargo or people. And as there are no roads, the normal working and living conditions.

Although in our territory incidents happen when someone is trying to take away all at once, not knowing the capabilities of their vehicles.

Some manage to overload the body quite heavy jeep. Improperly distributed weight of the cargo and the van.

Or gravel was too heavy (for example after rain) or the semi-trailer is not designed to carry such heavy bulk cargo. The designers simply did not take into account such weights are not laid in his strength.

Most likely, the cat does not stay in one place. Literally. Paws wet, owners do not have - the animal can be understood. The owners have to do re-screed.

Only at the end of construction the builders looked up and saw over a power line wires. A paradoxical situation. Builders, it is possible that said - that they built. But where I watched the land owner? Or electrification of streets made during the construction of this house?

From myself I would add: even in our village have set energy support, transmission line poles they consider it necessary - part is in the second lane of the road, which was planned to pour later. Most likely the road in these places will be a single-lane. Or in general all remain so (with pockets for a passing car).

Cyclists from the previous part. Judging by the fence - incident happened somewhere abroad.

A later picture of this place. Fencing has already tumbled down, apparently someone had to take a photo on this bike. Shoe size is not for children in the concrete. Most likely, an elderly woman was driving, could not get the two-wheeled friend.

Selection of construction mistakes in the video:

Traditionally, a pair of the most amusing anecdotes on the construction theme:

Family gathered to make repairs in the apartment, you need to re-stick wallpaper:

The wife says to her husband:

- It is necessary to know how many rolls of wallpaper to buy. Go down one floor to the neighbors, they have recently made repairs. Find out how many rolls to buy - they have the same flat.

My husband went to find out from a neighbor. Comes, he says that they bought 17 rolls.

We bought this amount, plastered rooms - six rolls left.

Wife hysterics: go to the neighbors, to understand why deceived!

The husband goes, asks the question: how well, apartments are the same, but we have six rolls left ?!

The neighbor responds: All right, we also have six rolls left.

Conclusion: Trust, but verify.

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Construction in the village. Painting works. Foreman gave painters paint. But the peasants wanted to drink. They decided to drink paint. And how to make so that the superintendent has presented a claim for non-painted walls?

At the construction site there is a workhorse. One man offers to smear paint her face and say that all the paint horse drank while we rested. So they did.

Foreman comes at the end of the day, he sees that the walls are not counterstained, he starts yelling and asking between mats:

- Why is not Wall dokrasili?

- Painters: paint we did not have ...

- I gave it a margin!

- The horse drank paint, that's not enough. Won all muzzle her in the paint.

- Foreman: Yes, it is for the horse such a week ago masons pallet with bricks ate...

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Photos taken from public sources, Yandex service. Pictures

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