Building humor. part 7

The construction process is sometimes curious. And cases - funny. Continuing the example, forcing a smile.

Improvement of housing, an increase of housing in Georgia, Batumi. Unauthorized increase balconies almost to the size of the room.

One has only to do the same as above, and build on the neighbors. It turns out, as it were, an extension to the building of high-rise building.

Interestingly, in this country there is no state authorities, who for these monitors? After all, it's so unreliable design, and the region's seismic activity. Strange situation. Maybe now there is something and change? Who knows?

Examples of the Chinese approach to safety:

Bold excavator. When operating a jackhammer on the load cables increases, they can grind. But for some reason, this risk does not stop. Probably thanks to the exploits of the construction and thus the Chinese so quickly build objects.

Dismantling of buildings in Chinese. As the excavator to get picked up? Crane? But it is not visible. Probably excavator fall to the ground under its own power after the dismantling of the building.

The examples below - this is not quite the humor. It costs a great construction and improvement of Krasnoyarsk before the Winter Universiade-2019:

In Krasnoyarsk before the Winter Universiade in 2019. put (or rather hammered into the tube) sawn pine. The network has a video of the process.

In the summer and autumn of 2018. It planted a lot of trees, but it is likely to last mastered funds for planting before the event. In the style of development funds and the creation of "camouflage" in front of some important event.

At the end of winter in 2019. Krasnoyarsk has almost no snow. Its somewhere in the streets were imported:

And mask lawn some white cloth, like the snow:

Although, if the Universiade would be held three weeks earlier, the guests learned the real Siberian frosts. Thaw before they were below -40 grams. That's such a contrast.

Despite these mistakes, talking about some excesses in the approach of improvement and create a comfortable environment, the city, of course, has changed. We built a number of sports facilities, repaired roads, planted trees.

Just write that the budget is not laid the costs of watering these pine seedlings. A spring 2019. Krasnoyarsk arid region. Part of the pines have died. Wasted money.

Traditional video in this series. Peeped someone case. Barge excavator floating object. But how floats! Excavator bucket rows as the paddle:

But here, too funny really little, because in front of the bridge. And if you do not calculate the excavator barge and crash into a support?

In conclusion - a couple of anecdotes:

In the office of a psychologist broken faucet. He called the plumber. Plumber eliminate breakage and says:

- With you fifteen thousand rubles;

- Psychologist: Do you need money?

- Yes!

- Do you want to talk about it?

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Which can be found between the total range of DIY stores and Russian pop music?

Correct answer: plaster, plywood and silicone.

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