Building humor. part 5

Construction bloopers from around the world:

I would call this photo, "There will be a server of our large office." Always wondered how versed in all of these wired communications? As prozvanivatsya as learn where which cable goes to the floor? Only the color and turns to check the contacts on all cables at the other end?

Building abstract. It is difficult to understand what guided the one who did the project. And if done without the project, the builders themselves have invented. I do not think that the facade will correct this picture.

These balconies - just an element of the exterior of a building or a miss in the project? Perhaps their project initially envisaged, but then doorways - access to them did not do.

Designer furniture in the day of the creation of this kitchen clearly gave a miss. Or is there another possible reason: that way the customer wanted. It happens that some of it is impossible to prove that it would be inconvenient, less functional. It is easier to go to a meeting. Then it turns out as we can see in the photo.

Probably, at first there were the usual stands, and then emerged VIP-place (or places of coaching) with a roof. Serial debugging of the project leads to such incidents. It is unlikely that they sell tickets, although this is the first rows.

In some countries, it is practically impossible legally cut down a tree. A house built on the project, which did not provide for the presence on this side of the tree trunk. So, garage only for motorcycles. The owner of the car, this house is not suitable.

The project has a project. Probably, everything is done on the documentation. Why, in such cases it is not changed? Well, there must be common sense! Such examples misses with stairs particularly large.

Troika funny anecdotes on construction of drinking at a construction site:

The author of the cartoon "The Smurfs" was precisely related to our construction site. SMU stands for: construction management. And there heroes go in helmets and always blue.

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The case at a construction site. By slightly sober foreman runs the new, not experienced worker:

- I seem to have forgotten the wiring in a shop, when everyone bought ...

Foreman proudly and stretched:

- Remember, son, we're working with a team for a long time, but never about the vodka, do not forget!

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Foreman comes to the mason, who sits in the masonry and does nothing, asks:

- Why do not you work?

- Chief, but after yesterday's hands are shaking ...

- Then go down and sifts sand!

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If you have your funny stories, tales concerning construction Affairs - write in the comments. They will be of interest to many readers.

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