Building humor. part 3
As it turned out, this heading of interest to many readers. Therefore, the next sequel.
Strong and durable construction workers. But they do not always have such a sufficient level of intelligence, which is required in many construction projects. Otherwise I would not have to do as in the photo. The load on the spine even for weightlifter prohibitive - 350 kg.
A backup heating system office space. Well, what if the heating is turned off in a big building? We may sound funny, but who knows the real reason for such a picture ...
Knowledge of books - is the foundation, the foundation in the construction! In this example - in the literal sense. Although for this treatment with books should be punished.
Saw "Toscha" - will always nag! Marketers had humor.
When you do not have time to go to the gym after work on a construction site.
By the way, construction works - this cardio load. Of them never grow muscle. When the time-consuming work without rest and proper nutrition muscles burn the contrary, because Blood holds a great level of cortisol hormone. He does not fall in the level of blood sugar, burns primarily muscle as the most energazatratny organ in the body.
Rest often and need to be fed a little at least every 3-4 hours. It is not joke. This will be a separate article.
When you want to take a bath at a construction site, but there is no place. On this fantasy can only our people.
A selection of jokes construction. Not all humorous, but some are forced to smile:
Traditionally, in conclusion, a couple of funny anecdotes about the construction:
During the construction of Rome, on the bank of the river. Tiber, which flows through the city, the Roma lived. They often steal things from builders and materials. Theft in this place called Stribro. And then we moved to Roma in Pisa and theft there came to be called ...
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The foreman takes out a brigade to a vacant lot on the outskirts of the city and handles:
- Guys, build quality and materials do not steal, do not hurry, applying all their knowledge and skills - in short, build for themselves!
- Workers: As for yourself? That will build something?
- Foreman: Detox!
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