Building humor. part 26

Continuation of funny and curious fotopodborok at the dacha and construction topics:

The announcement from the builders of the Central Asia. A call to this? I have never seen such ads in our town. If refer to such teams, only on the recommendations of using "word of mouth". Blind - up to work "carried forward and dug up." While it may be the builders and have a great experience, but such ads more negative publicity for them. Printed on the computer and print ads on the printer does not greatly change the situation and increase confidence.

Its apiary in the city! If a small town and the environment and it is normal to the fields nearby, it may be possible to collect the honey. And what will make the beekeeper when the bees start to swarm? Indeed, in such circumstances, it is impossible to regularly and accurately inspect the hive. New uterus can lead all the bees when swarming.

When the repairs in the apartment - this is the only way out. At most it was much the same on the balcony during the repairs. Much throw a pity (and suddenly come in handy in the country).

When I bought the tool, but not on what to try it. Who buys the instrument in advance, before the construction season? Several times there was a desire to buy in the winter, but stopped the question: why do I now?

Trees - is sacred. That's just we do not appreciate the trees in the city. Often there are cases where builders simply cut down their everything for the territory, parking or in the repair of heating mains. And there is an opinion that is often without any approvals.

Many factories in cottages or in the villages of dogs to guard the house and grounds. And to prevent the hanging plate. A simple sign "Beware of the dog" - is banal. But with humor - it raises a smile in itself guardian.

Selection signage "humor" in country houses, the fences of private buildings and protected areas in the style of "Beware of the dog":

Maybe someone will be useful ideas for the signs on his fence.

1. In the queue to the hairdresser. Case after heating the foam at the plate? 2. We dropped a package with foam cylinders and repairs in the apartment extended its borders. We must always remember that the foam is under pressure.

Jokes from sellers plumbing shops to attract the attention of buyers. In another case, and did not pay attention to the toilets. And seeing this - look and smile at. And, then, will remember this store or department.

This system is understandable only to the creator, the expert amateur installation of communications systems. Only the first three days, everything is clear. Then all the same where and forget where that is! In comments wrote once that someone had to remake such a "spider's web" of such a "specialist."

Not the first time I've seen such a video. Coordinated feed solution to the second floor. And what if you do not want to raise the solution in buckets downstairs. But it is possible that this staged footage.

Metaphors about the work:

It happens that colleagues in the pursuit of career advancement in a hurry to overtake each other. Probably, the first metaphor about such groups. A second "story" about the meaning of what the actions men are often run by women. Even in the working affairs. Full control - henpecked.

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