Purposely not think: funny phrases from the forum. Part 2

Bit okolostroitelnogo okolodachnogo and humor for a good mood

We continue to spread the real phrase of our members gathered lovers of friendly banter with all the forum topics. Drop in here for a smile and good humor.

Start.

- «Are there any respirators for use with fecal matter? Instructed to choose for delicate nose. In fact, there is a gas mask, but uncomfortable and, well, unaesthetic? ".

- "Always I amazed at the amazing properties of the paint. Here dye your her, and she then goes wrong, it will not stick, then something else is wrong... But it is worth dropped this (any) of paint to get to where she did not place - stick completely. And it is in these places, it is the right color and opacity and has a good... "

- «I live in the winter in the country, t. To. I have geese, chickens, rabbits, a dog and a husband. "

- «Igor thank you again for organizing the delivery and my incorrect behavior».

- «The game. To play the game you will need: A man (you) Bathroom with taut over her rope-Lesko Dryer, tights. How to play: Wear Tights booty on his head, climbed into the bath, get up to his full height, foot (pantyhose, not his) to throw on the rope for drying clothes.

Slowly start off and make a few steps forward. You - the trolley.

1.1 If at the same time put on skis - get a tram.

1.2 And if you put on your skis and pour into the bath water - it turns waterbus.

1.3 If the bath to drop the included hairdryer, work - train.

1.4 And if you turn off the lights and put headlamp flashlight, you - the underground.

2.0 If added to the bath kerosene, you get - the plane, if this turn left in the bath with a hairdryer and a cigarette - all kapets You - Rocket ".

- "I do not understand anything! Or am I a complete idiot, or moron obyasnyalschik. "

- «Something to write on the forum, not necessarily to understand it. Other read and explain».

- «This variety blooms large bright crimson leaves».

- «Anhydride your peroxide of manganese by copper sulfate and lead flask and down, through the seven coffins, whistling, into a world center of balance ...»

- "Generally there are two types of diseases: garbage and tryndets (in life pronounced slightly differently). Garbage pass itself, and tryndets useless to treat. "

- «And I used my pan Dubas or ovensWaffle hrenachila! Eerily spectacular, always swing in the head and groin. Unwillingly had to be grouped together and turn away, substituting ass, or else... "

- "But they want to hang Novoselov house cuckoo clock... Drill a hole in the wall of a drill six... And... And the whole house cuckoo them cranky! "

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