A comedy about it! Repair of the mixer on New Year's Eve or where to get spare parts when everything is closed

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We got together to meet 2017 with close friends and their halves. The dacha was chosen as the venue for the celebration. According to its location, this is a distant suburb, but in simple words - impassable wilderness. Briefly about the area: taxis don't come here in bad weather - it's knee-deep mud.

On this New Year's Eve, the weather was frosty, everyone's mood is on top. Women cut salads; children frolic in anticipation of gifts; and we conjure over barbecue, prepare fireworks and shooters. The house resembles a beehive: everyone is bustling, music is playing, there is a resounding stomp from the running.

But suddenly all this is interrupted by a shout with obscene language. "Something happened" is the first thought that entered my head. I went into the house, from the kitchen I heard the sounds of a man struggling with a stream of cold water. It was my 100-kilogram friend Yura who broke the tap and tried to shut it up.

The fountain hits the ceiling and walls, a puddle instantly forms on the floor. Yura, trying to close the leak, periodically throws a towel over the fragment of the mixer. But the pressure is good and the escaped element does not give up. At this moment, the kitchen resembled the hold of a ship in distress.

In the end, I went down to the basement and turned off the main tap. The women, having enjoyed the battle of Aquaman with powerful pressure, began to remove the water. And we needed to somehow restore the water supply. No one understands how this happened, but the poor mixer just burst. What efforts caused such mutilation of the piece of iron remains a mystery.

Decision

The clock is 22:10. We began to call our friends to find a spare mixer or at least a garden tap. But as it happens in life, and not in the movies, the search result is zero.

The culprit of the incident, pretty drunk and dressed in dry, volunteered to find the necessary spare part, walking through the neighbors. We decided not to waste time and disperse in search of a rescue crane. There are few tenants at this time of year and the chances of success were minimal.

Yura went towards the lights burning in the distance. And I took a partner and went to the other end of the village. Time was pressing, the audience was nervous.

Luck

After walking a kilometer through empty streets, we heard music and went to it. At the same dacha, some people gathered to celebrate the New Year. We turned to them with our problem and received full help. Namely: an old mixer, backing tape, gas wrench. The celebration was saved!

Having resumed water supply, we finally got a premonition of the impending holiday. The clock is 11:40 pm and everything would be fine, but Yura is still missing. I call him - the signal goes, but he does not pick up the phone.

Where is Yura?

For 20 minutes I could not get through to him. Now it was necessary to look for Yura himself. Where the devils wore it, I had no idea. But he is a lonely wolf and nothing should happen to him. Therefore, we postponed the search for 00:30 so as not to disrupt the general celebration.

After making a noise with fireworks and having a little snack, we set about searching. We went in the direction of the lights, where our missing comrade had gone earlier.

But here we were in for a surprise. The owners of the house said that a young man came two hours ago, asked for a crane and left. Where - they do not know. I tried again to call him - it's useless, the phone is disconnected.

And in the district there are no more residential buildings. The temperature is minus 11, the forecast for the search is disappointing. Where can a person be without a hat and in light clothes for two whole hours in such frost? And we didn't know!

After refueling and conferring, we decided to comb the area. We walked and drove around the village until four in the morning. This did not bring results. Bad thoughts began to enter my head, the festive mood gave way to anxiety.

Interchange and New Year's gifts

At seven in the morning, my phone was called from the ROVD. The policeman informed me that a drunk man with a bag on his back was detained in their area at 6:30 am. In his bag were 4 mixers, an assortment of wrenches and wrenches, a couple of bottles of alcohol, sausage, cheese, a container of salad, sweets. But that's not all - our hero also had a dog on a leash.

The purpose of the mixers was clear. But where and why did he get the rest? There are many questions, and the answers can only be obtained from him.

At 10:00 we were at the police station. Yura was kept there until 11 am. The police this morning had to find out where all these things and a purebred dog came from. They even went to several places to check the testimony, but not finding corpus delicti and finding out the identity, Yuri was released.

Where does the good come from?

It turns out that that night, our troublemaker met a taxi that accidentally drove into the village, and went with it to the nearest area. There he decided to buy a mixer from someone and quickly return. But our people are hospitable and everything turned out the other way around.

So he entered the first house he came across, and became a guest there. And not just a guest, but a very dear one. Over a glass or two, an acquaintance began and Yura, who is famous for the soul of any company, was presented with the first mixer. But the good-natured people decided that the carving might not fit and went to their neighbors to look for another model.

As a result, by the morning, having pumped up intoxicants, Yura had a bag with the above contents. Someone in the midst of the fun gave Yura an adult puppy of some kind of hunting breed. He gladly accepted a four-legged friend as a gift.

Having drunk well, he nevertheless decided to return with prey and a new friend. And on the way back, he was met by a lone patrol, who was very surprised at the strange Santa Claus without a beard and with a bag of potatoes.

After this incident, a new nickname was attached to our Yuri. And as you probably already guessed, now it has become a Jura-mixer. He took the dog for himself and, in all seriousness, named it Crane. Now the Mixer often walks with his pet Crane!

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