Gave the drill as a gift, but remained guilty
Lying in our shed was an old but working drill from the times of the USSR. My wife had been sharpening her teeth for a long time ("hangs - takes a place"), but I felt sorry for throwing everything away. I decided to give it to someone who is just starting to build - they will need it more.
I went to Avito, put up an ad - I give the drill to the USSR for nothing.
Well, and the soul rushed to heaven. Calls have flown:
- Is it in working order?
- How many years have you been using it?
- And the reverse, the reverse, that is, she has (at a Soviet drill!)
- And what is the diameter of the drill you can poke there...
And so on ...
We survived a flurry of calls. The day before yesterday a little man of about fifty arrived.
He fell into the house with the words "I'm behind the drill" (neither hello to you, nor goodbye). I took the drill and finally threw it on absolutely serious "And where did they put the suitcase from her?"
He replied that in the USSR they did not make suitcases for drills. He left.
A couple of hours later, a call from him is hysterical:
"You gave me cho, no drill goes into the drill, does not hammer the wall?" (the author's spelling is preserved).
I explained to the man the difference between a hammer drill and a drill.
Another phone call. A man called who needs a drill too
(I didn't manage to remove the ad). He shared the phone number of the man who had already taken the drill and said that he did not seem to need it at all. And five minutes later, he called again and said that whoever took the drill was already selling it. For a thousand rubles.
Moral: the idea of building communism in a single country with such personalities is considered a mistake.