When "quality" comes first: a collection of construction humor

Quality is a set of defined characteristics according to which a product or service is considered suitable and appropriate for its purpose. Also, quality is a certain measure of remuneration - the higher this very quality, the more you can earn. Everyone strives for quality, and some in this striving are clearly "superior" to the rest! See the next collection of construction humor; do not forget to subscribe to the channel and like - we have useful and interesting content.

Intersecting quality

Looking at some of the masterpieces, a new formulation can be derived called "intersecting quality." This is when two objects converge at one point and one does not allow the other to be done normally. As, for example, with this cabinet. Here, both the furniture is assembled according to the requirements and the wall is well done. But only with all these components, one thing clearly does not work.

Or like this crane. It can even be called a stopcock, because after using it, you will have to change a piece of the baseboard. It turns out a kind of disposable mechanism - made as a last resort. The idea of ​​the master was, apparently, as follows: to combine aesthetics and functionality with given strict parameters - to make it cheap, beautiful and cheerful.

But the socket, which serves as a key hook, is functional, original (any designer will envy such creativity), but dangerous. Here one object has two purposes and everything seems to be functioning... but only the "designers" forgot to hang a dielectric glove next to it. By the way, this wiring most likely goes to the same outlet. Everything is too "brilliant"!

There is always a way out!

Should you carry the circuit breaker when erecting a new partition? Judging by the next photo, not worth it. It turns out that the switch can be adjusted to any angle. Apparently, a man worked here, who was a builder by profession, but a jeweler at heart. And I found a way out, and solved the problem - quality, however!

By the way, about the jewelers. In the "finest houses in Paris and London" you can find pieces of furniture set with precious stones. The owners of such things are very, very wealthy people. But modern technology has made everyone equal and now a desk covered with stones can be obtained by anyone. Only modern "jewelers" will complete the task hundreds of times faster and a million times cheaper!

Is it possible to transport bulk materials without a dump truck? Of course! The main thing is to fix everything qualitatively. In this case, the semitrailer driver took into account the wishes of the client, but most likely forgot one detail called the "awning". Here he would be at least a little, but help out.

When quality is in everything

Would you like to live in a world where absolutely everything is of high quality? Like this builder's T-shirt. Reliability is here not only in clothes, but also in the support of a colleague. Only with this approach are buildings erected “for centuries”.

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