Building humor. Part 2

Ahead of May Day holidays. For someone to rest, and for someone to start construction season in their fields. For a better mood, cheer up - I suggest is to smile a couple of minutes: see some funny pictures, videos, and read funny jokes:

mikroprovetrivaniya window system for a penny. Cheap and cheerful. Nothing that the style does not fit into the plastic box - the farm, as some say. Plastic stopper (comb) for the window now is not a lot, it may be even cheaper than the metal hardware. But we must also go beyond them.

Any project can spoil stereotypical attitudes in small things. Yes, the big cast iron radiators - it's good. They have a large heat capacity, long cool. But if they need to install in modern private homes, pursuing only one criterion, "it would be better to keep warm when disconnecting"? After all, you can use a more elegant solution.

The bottom left picture - this is some kind of "masterpiece" of the heating system. Heating radiator with a design capacity to meet the air curtain at the window? Or those who mounted it - pursued a different purpose?

Safety respected, nasyalnika... What are workers, so they take their safety.

Builders are lvl 80 (level) - fans of his work and the builders of God. A rarity in our time, but there are others. Have you met them?

Construction bloopers, jokes and humor from construction sites in the video:

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In conclusion of this part - a couple of jokes.

At the time, like the anecdote about the "credit" for the construction, often telling him when there is a suitable situation:

Carpenter Ivan comes to the local moneylender and asks:

- Moses, Go in ruble!? A month later, the two will give!

- And what do you have to pledge? - Moses asks.

- Ax.

- Well, let's ax - here's the ruble.

Ivan was about to leave and nearly threshold Moses asked him:

- Listen, Ivan, and after a month you will be hard to give two rubles?

- Ivan: Yes, hard to be ...

- So you are now giving half - you have the ruble!

- Ivan pays, leaves, scratches his head and says to himself:

- There was an ax - was gone. And the ruble should remain. And yet for all the right words ...

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Builder comes to the doctor and complains:

- Doctor, help me, I am constipated for three days I can not go.

- Doctor: remove pants look.

After inspecting says:

- Lie down on the couch belly down and goes behind the screen. Pulls out a baseball bat and with all his might hit the patient on the back ground, and said:

- Now go to the toilet on your need - should work.

The patient returned and joyfully:

- Doctor, help! But how did you manage?

Doctor:

- Listen, if you do not stop wipe bags from under the cement, the problem may recur ...

To be continued…

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