Building humor. part 20

The next sequel has already become a traditional column with an incident and humor to the construction thematics.

Such a wicked joke I brought in one of the previous parts. Probably, many in construction it seems ridiculous, because he repeated. But for over someone so joke - a joke insulting. Do not be naive and gullible.

Dodgers at the construction site. If they do and the way it consistently, it is the golden staff! Or on the contrary - they have too much free time, and they are trained in the show this trick.

Can not be said about those. They have yet to practice and train, to fill the cones in the literal and figurative sense.

Attraction for adults. As already mentioned, many adults - these are the same children, only toys they are more expensive.

Animation with a video of a miracle spade, about which I spoke here

Funny there, except that the person shows this "miracle" of marketing technology.

Watch to the end. An interesting effect. And soon you will not say that because even be able to go to the blocks.

A fun transportation of construction materials. It can be anything that is not prohibited in many countries. And if not allowed, then it's still possible, because it does not control.

My observation. Option to save on transportation in our city. In the evening you go to the construction site, drove to the base, the pallet loaded with blocks. On 4 pallets - save 3-5 thousand. (Depending on the distance from the construction of the city).

Yards in Chelyabinsk - the toughest courts in the world. Just kidding, I do not know where this photo. But this table with benches - the best of all the anti-vandal. Although, no, scrap metal collectors and it can keep an eye on ...

If you are building a house - do it a stone, and the walls for reliable fastening of household appliances and cabinets. Savings on the walls can styt costly.

In conclusion, traditionally, some of the most amusing anecdotes on the construction and repair:

They talk to two friends:
- Look, what to do, is a problem. We started to do repairs in the bathroom. But what I did not select a tile, the husband at all agree.

- What's the problem?

- Usually, at the expense of what he is indignant - it is necessary to take ...

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- Sun, heat, water, sand. What else do you need for happiness?
- Cement! Respond builder.

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Many probably had a similar case.
When the head of the calling, he wants to say, "Yes, you ofigel! What am I, a Negro slave, or at the construction site of the hacienda? "

But as usual escapes: "Yes, boss, no question, with pleasure will go out on Sunday."

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